Lord and master of the Warlocks
Turned on your TV lately? Notice any coverage about a certain Charlie Sheen? I know, I’m not one for celeb news myself. But this guy is off the charts.
The guy’s everywhere right now – he’s staying up late to do TV appearances, then gets up early to do some more (thanks in part to the “Sheen” drug, no doubt).
Is he crazy? …Yeah, kinda looks that way. But he’s got such conviction that you can’t help but listen to what he has to say, no matter how face-melty it is.
He's bi-winning
If you close your eyes during one of his over-the-top rants, you can’t help but imagine a suit and tie wearing Chris Jericho standing in the ring, going on and on about how he’s the best in the world at what he does, deserves a raise, and everyone else is a “troll.”
Sheen almost speaks in wrestling catchphrase talk. “Winning!” “Tiger’s blood” “Adonis DNA” “Warlocks” Can’t help but imagine those printed on T-shirts and the crowd chanting along with him ala a heel Rock from nearly 15 years ago or even the Miz today.
Charlie Sheen is the heel you love to watch and secretely cheer for cause he’s so damn entertaining. So what would happen if he, for whatever reason, was to show up in the WWE and blow away Miz and Michael Cole as the company’s top heels?
One word.
Winning!
